Nugget Man by Paul and Storm
- Country:
- Album:
- Gumbo Pants
- Genre:
- Novelty -> Novelty
- Release Year:
- 2007
- Release Label:
- None
- Price (MSP):
- 160 (PURCHASE NOW, or try the DEMO)
- Status:
- Approved
DESCRIPTION: Paul and Storm present "Nugget Man", a song dedicated to a Cornell professor whose work is known by everyone.
Difficulty
Guitar
Vocals
Drums
Bass
Keyboard
Pro Keys
Band
LYRICS
-- LEAD LYRICS --
Robert C Baker died on a Monday
We all know his work although few knew his name
A Cornell professor who taught Poultry Science
Forever enshrined in the Poultry Hall of Fame
Eighty- four years worth of food innovation
Chicken dogs turkey dogs and turkey ham
Beyond them all stands Baker's greatest creation
For Baker begat chicken nuggets for man
Oh Nugget Man oh Nugget Man
Headin' on down to that old promised land
Happy the meals all have been since the day
That the Nugget Man came our way
Robert C Baker way back in the fifties
Changed the way children and college kids eat
When he invented a way to get breading
To adhere much better to raw chicken meat
His new method led fast food chains in the eighties
To develop and market a new bite- size snack food
Made from mechanically recovered meat and anti- foaming products
Reconstituted meat slurry and extra chicken skin for its binding properties
Oh Nugget Man oh Nugget Man
Headin' on down to that old promised land
Guts feet and beaks now don't get thrown away
Since the Nugget Man came our way
The King of the Burgers is mourning with Popeye
The Colonel has arranged a twenty- one gun salute
The Church's are silent but for Wendy's weeping
And Ronald has hung up his big yellow clown suit
Robert C Baker's last will was specific
That his bones be removed and he be ground up real fine
And to place his remains into small cardboard coffins
And bury the pieces six at a time
Oh Nugget Man oh Nugget Man
Headin' on down to that old promised land
Dipped into his honey mustard- filled grave
We're glad the Nugget Man came our way
We're glad the Nugget Man came our way
Nugget Man
Ooh hoo yeah yeah
Ooh yeah yea- ha- ha- ha- hah yeah
Ooh yeah ooh yea- ha- ha- hah yeah
That Nugget Man that Nugget Man
That Nugget Man yeah yea- hah yeah
Ooh yeah yea- ha- hah yeah
Yea- hah yea- hah
Oh yea- hah yeah yeah
That Nugget Ma- an
Oh yea- hah
Yeah yea- ha- ha- hah ooh
Yea- ha- hah woo
-- HARMONY 1 LYRICS --
Robert C Baker way back in the fifties
Changed the way children and college kids eat
When he invented a way to get breading
To adhere much better to raw chicken meat
His new method led fast food chains in the eighties
To develop and market a new bite- size snack food
Made from mechanically recovered meat and anti- foaming products
Reconstituted meat slurry and extra chicken skin for its binding properties
Oh Nugget Man oh Nugget Man
Headin' on down to that old promised land
Ah
Nugget Man came our way
Hmm
Hmm
Hmm
Hmm
Robert C Baker's last will was specific
That his bones be removed and he be ground up real fine
Place his remains into small cardboard coffins
Bury the pieces six at a time
Oh Nugget Man oh Nugget Man
Headin' on down to that old promised land
Ah
Nugget Man came our way
Nugget Man came our way
Nugget Man
Oh Nugget Man oh Nugget Man oh Nugget
Man oh Nugget Man oh Nugget Man oh Nugget
Man oh Nugget Man oh Nugget Man oh Nugget
Man oh Nugget Man oh Nugget
Man oh Nugget Man oh Nugget
Man oh Nugget Man oh Nugget Man
Oh Nugget Man oh Nugget
Man oh Nugget Man oh Nugget
Man oh Nugget Man
Nugget Man
Yeah
-- HARMONY 2 LYRICS --
Oh Nugget Man oh Nugget Man
Headin' on down to that old promised land
Ah
Nugget Man came our way
Hmm
Hmm
Hmm
Hmm
Robert C Baker's last will was specific
That his bones be removed and he be ground up real fine
Oh Nugget Man oh Nugget Man
Headin' on down to that old promised land
Ah
Nugget Man came our way
Nugget Man came our way
Oh Nugget Man oh Nugget Man oh Nugget
Man oh Nugget Man oh Nugget Man oh Nugget
Man oh Nugget Man oh Nugget Man oh Nugget
Man oh Nugget Man oh Nugget
Man oh Nugget Man oh Nugget
Man oh Nugget Man oh Nugget Man
Oh Nugget Man oh Nugget
Man oh Nugget Man oh Nugget
Man oh Nugget Man
Nugget Man
Yeah